Straight from the trailer park to your front yard, Eddie ‘The Sh!tters Full’ Gnome is your new holiday hero, mid-squat and unapologetically festive. Inspired by every dad’s favorite Christmas meltdown, Eddie doesn’t care what your HOA thinks—and neither should you.
Handcrafted with attitude right here in Seekonk, MA by a veteran-owned shop, each Eddie is 3D printed with precision, a dash of shame, and a lot of caffeine (see that Honey Dew cup? He’s got standards).
Why You Need Eddie:
100% Savage Lawn Decor
Perfect for campers, holiday parties, or gifting to your slightly inappropriate uncle
Weather-resistant, but not judgment-resistant
Limited quantities—Eddie’s not here for long
Made in the USA by folks who know a thing or two about sh!tshows
Specs:
Material: Durable PLA
Height: About the size of your large iced coffee
Color: Sh!tty grey (but in a charming way)
Ships in: 2–3 days with all the attitude included
Warning: May cause uncontrollable laughter and/or angry stares from neighbors.
